Painting Theft
Painting theft
Season 4, Episode 1
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Air date 1963
Written by Unknown
Directed by Unknown
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Painting Theft is the 12th Rocky and Bullwinkle Story Arc.


Boris and Natasha pose as guards in a French art museum. Their reason is so they can steal 10 old masters. Boris and Natasha are on the lam, and send them via mail to America. Then posing as tourists, Boris and Natasha hop a plane to where they sent their stolen masters to, Frostbite Fall, Minnesota, where it was delivered to our hero, Bullwinkle. Bullwinkle mistakes the stolen masters for wallpaper samples for his chicken coop. After he put them up, the weekly egg report was dropping. Bullwinkle assumes that with the master, all of the eyes fixed on the chickens had made them nervous, and making them afraid to lay eggs. So Bullwinkle decides to paint white wash over them, which makes the chickens very happy. Boris and Natasha then pose as art collectors named Cerulean Blue, and Rose Matter. Boris and Natasha want the masters, which by now, Bullwinkle had painted white wash over them. Boris passed out, because he was willing to offer up to $398 for them. Rocky calls some art experts to see what they think. The art experts go crazy for Bullwinkle's white wash paintings, and starts bidding on them.


  • This saga is on homevideo, however, segment 1 was combined with 2, 3 with 4, 5 with 6. Video includes: FRACTURED FAIRY TALES: Prince Hyicenth and the Dear Little Princess, MR. KNOW IT ALL: How to be a Cow Puncher, PEABODY'S IMPROBABLE HISTORY: Mata Hari, BULLWINKLE'S CORNER: Hickory Dickory Dock, DUDLEY DO-RIGHT OF THE MOUNTIES: Dudley goes Bad.
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